Tangled Up in Blue

1 - I've been writing since the first grade, but I've never submitted anything for sale or publication.

2 - I have a freaky tooth. One of my bottom teeth got pushed back, and the rest closed the gap. So I have one tooth in a second row. I used to use it to creep out kids at the mental hospital where I worked.

3 - I have not been admitted to a hospital for as long as I can remember. There's a photograph of me pre-kindergarten with two broken arms, but the only time I can recall seeing a doctors was a dermatologist. Hurray for Accutane.

4 - I've been on 'Late Night with Conan O'Brien.' When Triumph the Insult Comic Dog did his Tour of the Stars' Homes, i was on the bus. Had a joke sharing a burger with John Tesh, but it got cut.

5 - I am afraid of the dark.

6 - I once did a Christopher Walken impression that was so dead on perfect that I vowed to never even try again.

7 - (boobies)

8 - I have no friends. That's why there's no one tagged here. Anyone who might post their 8 already has. Sorry Buzznet.